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MEET HERSCHEL

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The best way to get to know me? It's impossible. I'm unable and incapable of telling any ounce of truth. What I can tell you is that I'm proud to be a Georgian because...see? See what I did there?? I live in Texas, so, I'm a Texan. I just lied to you. And as a proud Texan I will do what I can to make sure Georgia is represented well. I know this Texan who lives in Georgia would be a great Senator from the state of Texas for Georgia.

You like puppet shows? Well do I have a puppet show for you! Ever seen two grown men shove their hands up one man's ass at the same time and use him as a puppet? If you saw Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham sit on either side of me, then congrats, they were up to their elbows making me say things they wanted. And that's what this all comes down to. I'm a puppet. I can barely complete a sentence. I'm here for them, not for you. This isn't an opinion, it's a fact.

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